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Post by vwkarl on Mar 17, 2015 13:28:17 GMT -8
What was the best thing before sliced bread???
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers???
Is a turtle without a shell homeless or naked???
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Post by mitchy965 on Mar 17, 2015 14:24:34 GMT -8
1-sliced peanut-butter 2-why not,i eat vegans 3- either way its a high ratio mortgage...............how many wrinkles in a pickle? how many hairs on a head? how many crumbs in a loaf of bread?
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Post by Brenticon on Mar 17, 2015 14:58:13 GMT -8
Does a bear shit in the woods, is the post office slow, does Dolly Parton have big boobs?
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Post by mitchy965 on Mar 17, 2015 15:22:12 GMT -8
mailing one large breasted bear at a time.....awesome!
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Post by Volktales on Mar 17, 2015 21:38:29 GMT -8
If vintage VW's could not rust, would patina still be popular???
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Post by busaddict on Mar 17, 2015 22:05:43 GMT -8
"If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?" Steven Wright
"I went into a place to eat, it said breakfast any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." Steven Wright
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Post by mitchy965 on Mar 18, 2015 6:16:47 GMT -8
i invented a microwave fireplace......now you can have a romantic evening in 8 mins (also s. wright)
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Post by Brenticon on Mar 18, 2015 7:24:30 GMT -8
If your mother was a frying pan, and your father was a baseball bat, how many shingles would it take to cover the dog house?
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Post by mitchy965 on Mar 18, 2015 7:58:29 GMT -8
depends on how thin you slice them.
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Post by Brenticon on Mar 18, 2015 8:20:42 GMT -8
The mom or the dad?
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Post by vwkarl on Mar 18, 2015 8:45:36 GMT -8
inside out or outside in?? Vase or vase(vozz) Half full or half empty red and white or white and red
like the romantic evening!!
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Post by mitchy965 on Mar 18, 2015 9:51:42 GMT -8
i killed an aunt in my living room....now none of my other relatives will come over
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Post by 68IIIbuggy on Mar 20, 2015 8:54:19 GMT -8
Why do they have Braille on the keys of a drive thru ATM?
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Post by CrazyBrit on Mar 20, 2015 10:11:34 GMT -8
Why do we have drive through ATMs?
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Post by PICTUP on Mar 20, 2015 10:34:29 GMT -8
The drive thrus at Banks seem to be more common in the USA. As if we don't all sit on our duffs enough(looking into a screen) these days. I have never used a bank drive thru. It would disturb and confuse me to see braille there! It is a question of semantics(and perhaps perspective), but does one drive under an overpass, or thru an underpass?
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